Monthly Archives: March 2010
My Favorite Thing in my Closet
There is one thing in my closet that I love with all my heart. I don’t get to wear it as much as I want but when I do, I know life is good. Please meet my backpack of 7 … Continue reading
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My Week in Photos
I had an unusually high number of social engagements this week. First, there was crashing the Bounty Hunter after party… Then I went to an advanced screening of Repo Men… I wish Jude Law would come and repo this from … Continue reading
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Getting Fired: Tips or How To
I am an expert on how to get fired. As of this writing I have been fired about eleven or twelve times, not counting the times where I decided to fire them for decreasing the value of my life. I’m … Continue reading
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Superstar Tip #38
Don’t go to work today. When your boss calls to see where you are say, “I don’t get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars.”
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Gerard Butler wants you to have his babies
Let me begin this post by saying I am not the biggest fan of Gerard Butler. I say this because my behavior the other night indicates otherwise. But I promise, it was all in the name of a good blog … Continue reading
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My Week in Photos
Trash Treasure!!! Here are the goodies on my block this week. Obviously one item stood out from the rest. MINE!!! I also had some weird food discoveries… like this mutant strawberry. I haven’t eaten yet but I’m hoping upon consumption … Continue reading
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Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Dear Lindsay, Hey girl, what’s up? I haven’t seen you since the after party of your movie Georgia Rule. Boy that was a crazy night right? I still remember how everyone wanted to talk to you and take a picture … Continue reading
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Wal-Mart Photo Shoot
As an international superstar you have to make sure your promotional materials are always fresh and kept up to date. Not only does this keep your level of visibility high but it keeps your fans happy. The last thing you … Continue reading
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Saving the World with my Sexy
Sometimes when all the fame, accolades, and marriage proposals get overwhelming, I have to take a minute and remind myself that I chose this life. I wasn’t born an international superstar. In fact, I almost wasn’t born at all. Let … Continue reading
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