Category Archives: Superstar Advice
Superstar Tip #81
Remember NEVER take responsibility for your actions. Always place the blame on someone else while you pose for your Vanity Fair cover.
Filed under Superstar Advice
Sarah Walker’s Life Scoreboard for August (so far)
This is pretty simple. I’m going to tally up what has and hasn’t worked for my life in August. I had an allergic reaction that caused my eyes to swell to uncomfortable size and forced me into seclusion for two … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice, That's Not Real
Guest Post: How to Have your Brush with Fame
I am excited to announce my first guest post! The post comes from my cousin, Lauren Fitzpatrick. You should read it because she’s related to me and that makes her awesome. How to Have Your Brush With Fame As exciting … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice
How to Deal with the Word NO
Take a look at this. This is what the word No looks like. It’s not pretty is it? More on this photo later. No is such a pesky word. I don’t know anyone who isn’t constantly bothered by it. I … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice
Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
Dear Miley, Hey girl, what’s up? Congrats on your new video launch, I just watched the world premiere on E! I’ve been trying to get a hold of you to tell you what I think but you haven’t returned any … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice
Superstar tip #71
Sometimes the ATM in Aguas Calientes, Peru doesn’t like to give out money. Bring enough cash otherwise you will end up crying on a park bench wondering how the hell you’re going to get back to Cuzco.
Filed under Superstar Advice
Getting Fired: Tips or How To
I am an expert on how to get fired. As of this writing I have been fired about eleven or twelve times, not counting the times where I decided to fire them for decreasing the value of my life. I’m … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice
Superstar Tip #38
Don’t go to work today. When your boss calls to see where you are say, “I don’t get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars.”
Filed under Superstar Advice
Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Dear Lindsay, Hey girl, what’s up? I haven’t seen you since the after party of your movie Georgia Rule. Boy that was a crazy night right? I still remember how everyone wanted to talk to you and take a picture … Continue reading
Filed under Superstar Advice
