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Hog or Heifer? Or Both?

Fired. Again. It’s just not working out, they say. I don’t blame them. After working three years in various Manhattan restaurants, it’s inevitable: I’ve acquired the bitter waitress syndrome. I couldn’t care less about working in another restaurant and learning … Continue reading

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Getting Fired: Tips or How To

I am an expert on how to get fired. As of this writing I have been fired about eleven or twelve times, not counting the times where I decided to fire them for decreasing the value of my life. I’m … Continue reading

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