Tag Archives: Humor
Guest Post: How to Have your Brush with Fame
I am excited to announce my first guest post! The post comes from my cousin, Lauren Fitzpatrick. You should read it because she’s related to me and that makes her awesome. How to Have Your Brush With Fame As exciting … Continue reading
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Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
Dear Miley, Hey girl, what’s up? Congrats on your new video launch, I just watched the world premiere on E! I’ve been trying to get a hold of you to tell you what I think but you haven’t returned any … Continue reading
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The Richard Branson Project: Official Launch
Not all international superstars are created equal. There are those who sparkle when a sun beam falls upon them or float as though he or she is an angel. Some only need a first name. Others are known for their … Continue reading
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Happy Hope your Taxes are Done Day!
Did you use Turbo Tax or go to an accountant? I used to go to an accountant but money’s been tight the past couple of years. I miss my accountant. She was nice and always saved me money. The first … Continue reading
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Getting Fired: Tips or How To
I am an expert on how to get fired. As of this writing I have been fired about eleven or twelve times, not counting the times where I decided to fire them for decreasing the value of my life. I’m … Continue reading
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My Week in Photos
Trash Treasure!!! Here are the goodies on my block this week. Obviously one item stood out from the rest. MINE!!! I also had some weird food discoveries… like this mutant strawberry. I haven’t eaten yet but I’m hoping upon consumption … Continue reading
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Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Dear Lindsay, Hey girl, what’s up? I haven’t seen you since the after party of your movie Georgia Rule. Boy that was a crazy night right? I still remember how everyone wanted to talk to you and take a picture … Continue reading
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Wal-Mart Photo Shoot
As an international superstar you have to make sure your promotional materials are always fresh and kept up to date. Not only does this keep your level of visibility high but it keeps your fans happy. The last thing you … Continue reading
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