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Superstar tip #71

Sometimes the ATM in Aguas Calientes, Peru doesn’t like to give out money.  Bring enough cash otherwise you will end up crying on a park bench wondering how the hell you’re going to get back to Cuzco.

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Getting Fired: Tips or How To

I am an expert on how to get fired. As of this writing I have been fired about eleven or twelve times, not counting the times where I decided to fire them for decreasing the value of my life. I’m … Continue reading

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Superstar Tip #38

Don’t go to work today. When your boss calls to see where you are say, “I don’t get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars.”

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Superstar Tip #1

Don’t leave your movie premiere tickets at home.

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