Fine, Zac. Be angry at me and keep your beard, I didn’t do anything wrong except love you with all my heart. If you want to be spiteful and stand in front of that photo of you sans beard, go ahead. I can’t do anything but play Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar on repeat.
Why do you hurt me so bad?
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Since Zac STILL has his beard ( and no, I’m not talking about Vanessa you haters) I’m punishing him by not putting up a new photo of him. He’ll learn his lesson and come back to me, sans facial hair and I’ll forgive him for upsetting me so. I could go on creating elaborate details of this day but I’m hungry and need to make breakfast so…. yeah.
However, I couldn’t let my faithful readers go a Tuesday without some sort of Zac Efron love, so here is a photo of a photo of Zac, back when he had it all and no facial hair.
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Ladies and the 2 gay men that read my blog, let’s discuss this.
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I vote to shave it. Unless he promises to always carry something manly (I was going to say an axe but that might be creepy in L.A. so let’s go with a set of power tools) and wear plaid shirts like this one. Thoughts?
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Because I will miss seeing photos of Zac Efron’s perfect abs.
Is it weird that he looks more like a woman bald?
Zac is telling me to steal second base in this photo. What he doesn’t know is that I’m going to steal his heart instead.
It’s for the win coach!
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Zac shows off his stylish side with this skinny scarf that looks a lot like one I have in my closet. Isn’t it adorable? Or what I really mean, make out with me?
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Here is a lovely photo of Zac when he was a teenager. I wonder if he was on his way to basketball practice, unknowingly sealing his fate as America’s next teen heart-throb.
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Zac is so perfect, this photo doesn’t even look real. It looks like an oil painting.
Sigh. Like unicorns, I am forced to question his actual existence.
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No. Zac is for living.
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